YOU SAID:
Jake decided to hit that yeet and his kids.
INTO JAPANESE
ジェイクはその yeet と彼の子供をヒットすることを決めた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jake decided to hit that yeet and his children.
INTO JAPANESE
ジェイクはその yeet と彼の子供たちにヒットすることを決めた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jake decided to hit that yeet and his children.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.