YOU SAID:
James is a big smelly poo
INTO JAPANESE
ジェームズは、大きな臭いうんち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
James is a major dubious yes immediately
INTO JAPANESE
ジェームスは主要な怪しげなはいですぐに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
James a major dubious Yes immediately
INTO JAPANESE
ジェームス主要な怪しげなはいすぐに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
James a major dubious Yes immediately
That didn't even make that much sense in English.