YOU SAID:
Jasef is a dog-gone dad.
INTO JAPANESE
Jasef は犬行ってお父さんです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The Jasef dog, dad.
INTO JAPANESE
Jasef 犬、お父さん。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jasef dog, dad.
INTO JAPANESE
Jasef 犬、お父さん。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jasef dog, dad.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.