YOU SAID:

...Jeez, I wish he'd just side with the enemy already so I can believe what he's saying!

INTO JAPANESE

...なんてこった、私は彼はすでに側面敵とので、私は彼が言っている何を信じることがしたい!

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... Oh my God, I he already the enemy side and because I want to believe what he is saying!

INTO JAPANESE

...ああ私の神、私彼はすでに敵側は、彼が何を言っているのかと信じたい!

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... Oh my God, I already enemy that he is what he would want to believe!

INTO JAPANESE

...ああ私の神は、私は彼が彼が信じたいが既に敵!

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... Oh my God I'm though already he believed he was in the enemy!

INTO JAPANESE

...オハイオ州私の神私はすでに彼は敵にいたと信じましたが!

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... But oh my God I was already the enemy he believed!

INTO JAPANESE

...しかし、オハイオ州私の神私はすでに信じた敵!

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... But, Oh my God I already believed in the enemy's!

INTO JAPANESE

...しかし、オハイオ州私の神はすでに信じた敵の!

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... But oh my God already believed the enemy!

INTO JAPANESE

...しかし、オハイオ州私の神は既に敵を信じて!

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... But oh my God already believed the enemy!