Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

Jessie eats twenty eight watermelons a day while she also poops out cone shaped turds

INTO JAPANESE

ジェシーは1日に28個のスイカを食べますが、コーン型の土をすくいます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Jesse eats 28 watermelons a day, but scoops corn-shaped soil

INTO JAPANESE

ジェシーは1日に28個のスイカを食べますが、トウモロコシの形をした土をすくいます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Jesse eats 28 watermelons a day, but scoops corn-shaped soil

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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