YOU SAID:

jesus ate my dog. get him back, do it for th car

INTO JAPANESE

イエスは私の犬を食べた。彼を取り戻しなさい、th車のためにそれをしなさい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Jesus ate my dog. Take it back, do it for th car

INTO JAPANESE

イエス様は私の犬を食べました。それを取り戻しなさい、th車のためにそれをしなさい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Jesus ate my dog. Take it back, do it for th car