YOU SAID:
jesus ate my dog. get him back, do it for that car
INTO JAPANESE
イエスは私の犬を食べた。彼を取り戻しなさい、その車のためにそれをしなさい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jesus ate my dog. Take it back, do it for that car
INTO JAPANESE
イエス様は私の犬を食べました。それを取り戻しなさい、その車のためにそれをしなさい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jesus ate my dog. Take it back, do it for that car
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
