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Jesus christ then went to have a nap and he was going to be my friend but we didn't have a job

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イエス・キリストは昼寝をしに行き、私の友達になるつもりでしたが、私たちには仕事がありませんでした

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Jesus Christ went to take a nap and was going to be my friend but we didn't have a job

INTO JAPANESE

イエス・キリストは昼寝をしに行って、私の友達になるつもりでしたが、私たちには仕事がありませんでした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Jesus Christ went to take a nap and was going to be my friend but we didn't have a job