YOU SAID:
Jesus shat himself in the pool and felt like he would die of embarrassment
INTO JAPANESE
イエスはプールで身をかがめ、困惑で死ぬように感じました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jesus crouched in the pool and felt embarrassed to die
INTO JAPANESE
イエスはプールでしゃがみ、死ぬのが恥ずかしいと感じました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jesus crouched in the pool and felt embarrassed to die
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
