YOU SAID:
Jinkies I wish I had a zebra
INTO JAPANESE
ジンキーシマウマがいたらいいのに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish I had a ginky zebra
INTO JAPANESE
ぎくしゃくしたシマウマがいたらいいのに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish I had a jerky zebra
INTO JAPANESE
ぎくしゃくしたシマウマがいたらいいのに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish I had a jerky zebra
That didn't even make that much sense in English.