YOU SAID:
Joe Biden took a giant dump on my brother's lap after he said that he smelled like old chicken tenders that went through the washing machine after they gathered mold
INTO JAPANESE
ジョー・バイデンは、彼らがカビを集めた後、洗濯機を通過した古い鶏の入札のようなにおいがしたと言った後、私の兄の膝の上に巨大なダンプを取った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Joe Biden took a huge dump on my brother's lap after saying they smelled like an old chicken tender that passed through the washing machine after collecting mold
INTO JAPANESE
ジョー・バイデンは、彼らがカビを収集した後、洗濯機を通過した古い鶏の入札のようなにおいがしたと言った後、私の兄の膝の上に巨大なダンプを取った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Joe Biden took a huge dump on my brother's lap after saying they smelled like an old chicken tender that passed through the washing machine after collecting mold
That didn't even make that much sense in English.