YOU SAID:

Joe is a young Caucasian male who has decided it is his duty to proliferate the human race, however all of the "females" are conspiring against him. He has not showered in 20 years, 4 months, and 13 days. He shall be summarily executed for crimes against our collective sanity.

INTO JAPANESE

ジョーは若い白人男性で、人類を増殖させることが彼の義務であると判断しましたが、すべての「女性」が彼に対して陰謀を企てています。彼は 20 年と 4 か月と 13 日もシャワーを浴びていません。彼は私たちの集団的正気に対する犯罪で即決処刑されます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Joe is a young white man who has decided it is his duty to multiply the human race, but all the "women" are plotting against him. He hasn't showered in 20 years, 4 months and 13 days. He will be summarily executed for a crime against our collective sanity.

INTO JAPANESE

ジョーは、人類を増やすことが彼の義務であると決心した若い白人男性ですが、すべての「女性」が彼に対して陰謀を企てています。彼は20年と4ヶ月と13日もシャワーを浴びていません。彼は私たちの集団的正気に対する罪で即決処刑されます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Joe is a young white man who has decided it is his duty to increase humanity, but all the "women" are plotting against him. He hasn't showered in 20 years, 4 months and 13 days. He will be summarily executed for a crime against our collective sanity.

INTO JAPANESE

ジョーは人類を増やすことが彼の義務であると決心した若い白人男性ですが、すべての「女性」が彼に対して陰謀を企てています。彼は20年と4ヶ月と13日もシャワーを浴びていません。彼は私たちの集団的正気に対する罪で即決処刑されます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Joe is a young white man who has decided it is his duty to increase humanity, but all the "women" are plotting against him. He hasn't showered in 20 years, 4 months and 13 days. He will be summarily executed for a crime against our collective sanity.