YOU SAID:
John Madden will now order a pizza, with your approval. In the event that you do not approve, he will decimate your entire family with a laser.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョン・マッデンはあなたの承認を得てピザを注文します。あなたが承認しない場合、彼はあなたの家族全員をレーザーで破壊します.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John Madden orders pizza with your approval. If you don't approve, he will destroy your entire family with lasers.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョン・マッデンはあなたの承認を得てピザを注文します。あなたが承認しない場合、彼はあなたの家族全員をレーザーで破壊します.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
John Madden orders pizza with your approval. If you don't approve, he will destroy your entire family with lasers.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.