YOU SAID:
Johnathan is in the bunker snorting pepsi.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョナサンはバンカーでペプシを鼻で鳴らしています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jonathan is snorting Pepsi in the bunker.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョナサンはバンカーでペプシを鼻で鳴らしています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jonathan is snorting Pepsi in the bunker.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.