YOU SAID:
Johnny took the big brown van home and got stabbed by a guy because he wasn't paying attention and it wasn't his van.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョニーは大きな茶色のバンを家に持ち帰り、彼が注意を払っていなかったので、それは彼のバンではなかったので、男に刺されました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Johnny took a big brown van home and was stabbed by a man because it wasn't his van because he wasn't paying attention.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョニーは大きな茶色のバンを家に持ち帰り、彼が注意を払っていなかったのでそれが彼のバンではなかったので男に刺されました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Johnny took a big brown van home and was stabbed by a man because it wasn't his van because he wasn't paying attention.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
