YOU SAID:

Joke's on you, I'm not wearing any pants.

INTO JAPANESE

冗談はあなたにあります、私はズボンを着ていません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The joke is on you, I don't wear pants.

INTO JAPANESE

冗談はあなたにあります、私はズボンを着ません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The joke is on you, I don't wear pants.