YOU SAID:

Jordan farted, the skirt lifted roughly as if a storm had been let loose

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ヨルダンはおなら、嵐を聞かせていた場合ほぼ解除スカート緩い

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If Jordan had let the fart, storm nearly lifting skirt loose

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ヨルダンは、おならを聞かせていた、もし嵐のほぼ持ち上がるスカート緩い

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Jordan will let fart, if loose storm almost lifting skirt

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ヨルダンになるおなら、緩い場合嵐のほとんど持ち上がるスカート

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Jordan to fart, you loose the storm almost lifting skirt

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ヨルダン、おならに失うことにほとんどスカートを持ち上げる嵐

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Storm almost lifted the skirt to losing Jordan, fart

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嵐はほとんどヨルダンを失うことにスカートを持ち上げ、おなら

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Storm almost lifted skirt to losing Jordan, fart

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嵐はほとんどヨルダンを失うことにスカートを持ち上げ、おなら

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Storm almost lifted skirt to losing Jordan, fart