YOU SAID:

Josiah is a dummy with no friends jk that's me

INTO JAPANESE

ジョシュアはそれは私の友人 jk はないダミーです。

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Joshua That is my friend jk is no dummy.

INTO JAPANESE

私の友人の jk は、ジョシュアはダミーです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Jk my friend, Joshua is a dummy.

INTO JAPANESE

１パイント(約５００cc)のジョッキだよ

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This, my friend, is a pint.

INTO JAPANESE

１パイント(約５００cc)のジョッキだよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This, my friend, is a pint.