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just picture a depressed onion cutting himself

INTO JAPANESE

落ち込んだタマネギが自分自身を切るのを想像してください

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Imagine a depressed onion cutting itself

INTO JAPANESE

落ち込んだタマネギが自分自身を切ることを想像してみてください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Imagine a depressed onion cutting itself