YOU SAID:
Keep your kids close, and your legal cousins closer.
INTO JAPANESE
子どもたちを近くに置いて、法律上のいとこたちをもっと近くに置いてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Keep your kids close and your cousins in law closer.
INTO JAPANESE
子供たちを近くに置いて、義理のいとこたちをもっと近くに置いてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Keep your kids close and your step-cousins closer.
INTO JAPANESE
子どもたちを近くに置いて、義理のいとこたちをもっと近くに置いてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Keep your kids close and your step-cousins closer.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
