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Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here

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コンコン。誰ですか？レタス。レタスは誰？レタス、ここは寒いです

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Concon. Who is it? lettuce. Who is the lettuce? Lettuce is cold here

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コンコン。どなた？レタス。レタスは誰ですか？レタスはここで寒いです

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Concon. who is it? lettuce. Who is the lettuce? Lettuce is cold here

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コンコン。どなた？レタス。レタスは誰ですか？レタスはここで寒いです

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Concon. who is it? lettuce. Who is the lettuce? Lettuce is cold here