YOU SAID:
knock on wood that you do not break a leg at your show, but break a leg!
INTO JAPANESE
ショーで足を折らないで、足を折る木をノックしてください！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't break your legs at the show, knock on the tree that breaks your legs!
INTO JAPANESE
ショーで足を骨折しないでください、足を骨折する木をノックしてください！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't break your leg at the show, knock on the tree that breaks your leg!
INTO JAPANESE
ショーで足を骨折しないでください、足を骨折する木をノックしてください！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't break your leg at the show, knock on the tree that breaks your leg!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
