YOU SAID:

Kobe had a the opposite of huge opposite of square in his opposite of foot and when he got the opportunity to act like the opposite of a opposite of weird opposite of alien

INTO JAPANESE

神戸は、足の反対側に正方形の反対側の巨大な反対側があり、エイリアンの反対側の奇妙な反対側の反対側のように行動する機会を得たとき

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When Kobe has a huge opposite side of the square on the other side of the foot and has the opportunity to act like the other side of the strange opposite side of the alien

INTO JAPANESE

神戸が足の反対側に正方形の巨大な反対側を持っていて、エイリアンの奇妙な反対側の反対側のように行動する機会があるとき

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When Kobe has a huge opposite side of the square on the other side of the foot and has the opportunity to act like the other side of the strange opposite side of the alien