YOU SAID:
last time I rode a bike I went wee wee wee, all the way home
INTO JAPANESE
前回自転車に乗ったとき、私はおしっこをして家に帰った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The last time I got on my bike, I peed and went home.
INTO JAPANESE
最後に自転車に乗ったとき、私はおしっこをして家に帰りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The last time I got on my bike, I peed and went home.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
