YOU SAID:
Let go of my Eggo waffle!
INTO JAPANESE
私のEggoワッフルを放しなさい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Release my Eggo waffle!
INTO JAPANESE
私のEggoワッフルをリリース!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I released my Eggo waffle!
INTO JAPANESE
私はEggoワッフルをリリースしました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have released Eggo waffle!
INTO JAPANESE
私はEggoワッフルをリリースしました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have released Eggo waffle!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.