YOU SAID:
let me tell you the story of how i killed my tongue today
INTO JAPANESE
今日はどうやって舌を殺したのかお話しましょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Let's talk about how I killed my tongue today
INTO JAPANESE
今日はどうやって舌を殺したのか話しましょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Let's talk about how I killed my tongue today
That didn't even make that much sense in English.