YOU SAID:
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
INTO JAPANESE
人生は芸術を模倣しない、悪いテレビを模倣します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Life imitates bad television, not imitate art.
INTO JAPANESE
生命模倣の悪いテレビ、芸術を模倣しません。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.