YOU SAID:
Like my hair, gee thanks, just bought it
INTO JAPANESE
私の髪の毛のように、さようなら、ちょうどそれを買った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Like my hair, good-bye, I just bought it
INTO JAPANESE
私の髪の毛のように、さようなら、私はちょうどそれを買った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Like my hair, good-bye, I just bought it
That didn't even make that much sense in English.