YOU SAID:
Little miss Muffet she sat on her tuffet, eating her curds eating and whey Along came a spider who sat down beside her And frightened miss Muffet away
INTO JAPANESE
少しミスMuffet彼女は彼女の凝乳を食べて、彼女の凝乳を食べて、彼女のそばに座っていたクモと一緒に彼女のTuffetに座っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A little mistake Muffet She sat on her Tuffet with her spider who ate her curd, eat her curd and was sitting beside her
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっとしたミスMuffet彼女は彼女のカードを食べ、彼女のカードを食べ、そして彼女のそばに座っていた彼女のクモと彼女のTuffetに座った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A little mistake Muffet She ate her card, ate her card, and sat on her Tuffet with her spider who was sitting beside her
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっとしたミスMuffet彼女は彼女のカードを食べ、彼女のカードを食べ、そして彼女のそばに座っていた彼女のクモと共に彼女のTuffetに座った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A little mistake Muffet She ate her card, ate her card, and sat on her Tuffet with her spider who was sitting beside her
That didn't even make that much sense in English.