YOU SAID:
lol i dont eat dogs in my future
INTO JAPANESE
大爆笑だ、私の将来犬を食べない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not eat dogs lol, my future
INTO JAPANESE
犬笑、私の将来を食べてはいけない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not eat dogs lol, my future
That didn't even make that much sense in English.