YOU SAID:

lol you mama so big she is like a pig eating bacon oh wait pig is bacon

INTO JAPANESE

ママはとても大きい彼女はベーコンを食べる豚のようだああああ豚はベーコンだ

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Mom is so big she looks like a pig eating bacon

INTO JAPANESE

お母さんはとても大きいので、ベーコンを食べるブタのように見えます

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Mom is so big that it looks like a pig eating bacon

INTO JAPANESE

ママは大きすぎて、ベーコンを食べているブタのように見える

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Mom is too big and looks like a pig eating bacon

INTO JAPANESE

ママは大きすぎて、ベーコンを食べる豚のように見える

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Mom is too big and looks like a pig eating bacon