YOU SAID:
Long time no see, buddy! Man, how's the wife?
INTO JAPANESE
久しぶりだな、相棒!奥さんはどうだ?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's been a while, buddy! How's your wife?
INTO JAPANESE
久しぶりだな、相棒!奥さんはどう?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's been a while, buddy! How's your wife?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.