YOU SAID:
look at the squid isn't he cute? I want to squish the squid in a big hug and bop his wittle yittle face.
INTO JAPANESE
イカを見て、彼はかわいいではありませんか?私は大きな抱擁でイカを押しつぶし、彼の機知に富んだイトルの顔をバップしたい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Looking at the squid, isn't he cute?
INTO JAPANESE
イカを見て、彼はかわいいではありませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Looking at the squid, isn't he cute?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.