YOU SAID:

lots of penises around here tonight. hopefully i can get laid

INTO JAPANESE

今夜辺りペニスがたくさん。うまくいけば私が配置を得ることができます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Lots of Dick around here tonight. Hopefully I get a placement.

INTO JAPANESE

今夜辺りディックがたくさん。うまくいけば私は配置を得る。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Lots of Dick around here tonight. Hopefully I get a placement.