YOU SAID:

Man, check my new dog. Oh, how much help! There is no dog there! OOOOOOOOHHH! AWWWWWWW! OVERCOMMUNICATION!

INTO JAPANESE

男、私の新しい犬をチェックああ、どれだけ助けて！犬がいない！ OOOOOOOOHHH！ AWWWWWWW！過剰コミュニケーション！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Man, check my new dog Oh, how much help! There is no dog! OOOOOOOHOHH! AWWWWWWW! Excessive communication!

INTO JAPANESE

男、私の新しい犬をチェックする犬はいない！おおー！ AWWWWWWW！過剰なコミュニケーション！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Man, there is no dog to check my new dog! Oh! AWWWWWWW! Excessive communication!

INTO JAPANESE

男、私の新しい犬をチェックする犬はいません！ああ！ AWWWWWWW！過剰なコミュニケーション！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Man, there is no dog to check my new dog! Oh! AWWWWWWW! Excessive communication!