YOU SAID:
man i am wiped it is time to hit the hay
INTO JAPANESE
私が拭いている男は干し草を打つ時間です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's time for the man I'm wiping to hit the hay
INTO JAPANESE
私が拭いている男が干し草を打つ時が
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the man I'm wiping hits the hay
INTO JAPANESE
私が拭いている男が干し草に当たったとき
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the man I'm wiping hits the hay
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
