YOU SAID:

man I can't come up with half-decent phrases that take a long time before they reach their equilibrium anymore

INTO JAPANESE

私はもう彼らの平衡に達する前に長い時間がかかる半まともなフレーズを思い付くことができない人

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Those who cannot come up with that phrase takes a long time before I reach the equilibrium of their half-decent

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼らの半分まともな平衡に達する前に長い時間がかかるそのフレーズを思い付くことができない人

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Those who cannot come up with that phrase takes a long time before I reach half a decent balance of their

INTO JAPANESE

私の半分のまともなバランスに到達する前に長い時間がかかるそのフレーズを思い付くことができない人、

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Those who cannot come up with that phrase takes a long time before you get a decent balance of my half

INTO JAPANESE

私の半分のまともなバランスを取得する前に長い時間がかかるそのフレーズを思い付くことができない人

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Those who cannot come up with that phrase takes a long time before you get a decent balance of my half