YOU SAID:

Man, i sure hope that face beats up that heel with a kendo stick

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、その顔が剣道の棒でかかとを殴ることを願っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh I hope that face hits your heel with a kendo stick

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、その顔が剣道の棒でかかとに当たるといいのですが

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, I hope that face hits your heel with a kendo stick.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、その顔が剣道の棒でかかとに当たるといいですね。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, it would be nice if that face hit the heel with a kendo stick.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、その顔が剣道の棒でかかとに当たるといいですね。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, it would be nice if that face hit the heel with a kendo stick.