YOU SAID:
Mario is secretly a mushroom loving Italian grandma
INTO JAPANESE
マリオは密かにイタリアのおばあちゃんを愛するキノコです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mario is a mushroom that secretly loves Italian grandma
INTO JAPANESE
マリオはイタリアのおばあちゃんをひそかに愛するキノコです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mario is a mushroom that secretly loves Italian grandma
That didn't even make that much sense in English.