YOU SAID:
Master Tan. I ask for the honor to bash your face in.
INTO JAPANESE
タン師匠。あなたの顔を殴り倒す栄誉を賜りたく存じます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Master Tan, I would like to have the honor of punching you in the face.
INTO JAPANESE
タン師匠、私はあなたの顔を殴る栄誉を頂きたいのです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Master Tan, I would like the honor of punching you in the face.
INTO JAPANESE
タン師匠、あなたの顔を殴る栄誉を与えて頂きたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Master Tan, I would like to have the honor of punching you in the face.
INTO JAPANESE
タン師匠、私はあなたの顔を殴る栄誉を頂きたいのです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Master Tan, I would like the honor of punching you in the face.
INTO JAPANESE
タン師匠、あなたの顔を殴る栄誉を与えて頂きたいです。
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