YOU SAID:
May your tongue never grow so long that you must wrap it around your waist, because like that's such a bummer when that happens, bro.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの舌はあなたの腰の周りに巻きつけなければならないほど長く成長することはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your tongue will not grow long enough to wind around your waist.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの舌はあなたの腰の周りに巻き付くのに十分に長く成長しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your tongue does not grow long enough to wind around your waist.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの舌はあなたの腰の周りに巻き付くのに十分に長く成長しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your tongue does not grow long enough to wind around your waist.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
