YOU SAID:
Maybe I'll go home and drink myself stupid, then crash on the couch and play video games until my eyes dry like prunes.
INTO JAPANESE
たぶん私は家に帰って自分自身を馬鹿にし、ソファで墜落し、私の目がプルーンのように乾くまでビデオゲームをするでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Maybe I will go home and fool myself, crash on the sofa and play video games until my eyes dry like prunes.
INTO JAPANESE
たぶん私は家に帰って自分自身を欺く、ソファでクラッシュし、私の目がプルーンのように乾くまでビデオゲームをするでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Maybe I will go home and deceive myself, crash on the sofa and play video games until my eyes dry like prunes.
INTO JAPANESE
たぶん私は家に帰って自分を欺いて、ソファでクラッシュし、私の目がプルーンのように乾くまでビデオゲームをするでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Maybe I will go home and deceive myself, crash on the sofa and play video games until my eyes dry like prunes.
You've done this before, haven't you.
