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Me and the boys cracking open a cold one

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私と男の子が割れて風邪をひいている

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I and a boy are split and have a cold

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私と男の子は分けられて風邪をひいている

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I and the boy are divided and have a cold

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私と男の子は分けられて風邪をひいている

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I and the boy are divided and have a cold