YOU SAID:

Me: *coughs* Everyone else: *backs away slowly* *Dials 911* Moves to Antarctica*

INTO JAPANESE

私：*咳*他の全員：*ゆっくりと後退* * 911にダイヤル*南極大陸に移動*

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Me: * cough * everyone else: * slow retreat ** dial 911 * move to Antarctica *

INTO JAPANESE

私：*咳*他の全員：*ゆっくりと後退** 911にダイヤル*南極大陸に移動*

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Me: * cough * everyone else: * slow retreat ** dial 911 * move to Antarctica *