YOU SAID:
Me: *coughs* Everyone else: *backs away slowly* *Dials 911* Moves to Antarctica*
INTO JAPANESE
私：*咳*他の全員：*ゆっくりと後退* * 911にダイヤル*南極大陸に移動*
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Me: * cough * everyone else: * slow retreat ** dial 911 * move to Antarctica *
INTO JAPANESE
私：*咳*他の全員：*ゆっくりと後退** 911にダイヤル*南極大陸に移動*
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Me: * cough * everyone else: * slow retreat ** dial 911 * move to Antarctica *
Come on, you can do better than that.
