YOU SAID:

Me? Mean? Pff! Come on, man, I'm totally fine.

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自分？平均？ぷっ！私はまったく元気です。

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myself? average? Phew! I'm perfectly fine.

INTO JAPANESE

自分？平均？ふぅ！私は完全に元気です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

myself? average? Phew! I'm perfectly fine.