Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
Merry Christmas! Enjoy Shower with your dad simulator 2015, do you still shower with your dad.
INTO JAPANESE
メリークリスマス! お父さんシミュレータ 2015 でシャワーをお楽しみください、あなたのお父さんとシャワーできます。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.