YOU SAID:
mike is leaving the room to drive home
INTO JAPANESE
彼は酔いすぎていて車で帰れない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He is too drunk to drive home.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は酔いすぎていて車で帰れない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He is too drunk to drive home.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.