YOU SAID:
Milo eats ten farts a day.
INTO JAPANESE
ミロは1日10匹のおならを食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Miro eats 10 farts a day.
INTO JAPANESE
ミロは1日10匹のおならを食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Miro eats 10 farts a day.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.