YOU SAID:

mmm daddy it hurts so good. my goodies are burning touch it

INTO JAPANESE

うーんパパそれはとても良い痛い。私のグッズが燃えています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hmm dad it hurts very good. My goods are burning

INTO JAPANESE

うーん、パパ、とても痛い。私の商品は燃えています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hmmm, dad, it hurts very much. My product is on fire

INTO JAPANESE

うーん、パパ、とても痛い。私の製品は燃えています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hmmm, dad, it hurts very much. My product is on fire