YOU SAID:
Mom, the Dad, look! We're pagans!
INTO JAPANESE
お母さん、お父さん、見て!私たちは異教徒です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom, dad, look! We are pagan!
INTO JAPANESE
ママ、パパ、見て!私たちは異教徒です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom, dad, look! We are pagan!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.